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Saturday 9 October 2010

Panda

Pandas are brutal and savage creatures. Thier claws are as strong as kryptonite and thier jaws can cut through a bank door. Panda's have been known to rip a man's skeleton clean out of his body; this is so that the carcass can be eaten quickly with no waste. Roving gangs of pandas enjoy terrorizing entire villages. They select the weakest human to be hunted and eaten. Sensors placed on pandas by researchers show that thier endorfin levels increase when they are killing. If you have ever seen "Congo" ny Michael Crichton, they're like those gorillas except waymore badass and deadly...waaaaayyyyy more badass!

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