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Tuesday 19 October 2010

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

The film opens with the first real footage of a shot as alien named Bloagackinigh but everyone called him et since they could not pronounce his name he was born in texas out of the asshole of a man we all know as the bush our old president but at the time george did not have a succesfull career and gave "et" up for adoption later that year steven s. came along and said holy shit you like a strange motha fucka that should start in a gay ass movie with flying bikes. et took this into consideration and promises to do the role as long as he could have any service back stage this included an all you can eat buffet of lizard taLES AND PIG RECTUMS AND HIS OWN WAITRESS PARIS HILTON to be continueed in a California forest as a group of extraterrestrial life in culture alien botanists collect flora samples. U.S. government agents appear and the aliens flee in their spaceship, leaving one of their own behind in their haste. The scene shifts to a suburban California home, where a boy named Elliott plays servant to his older brother, Michael, and his friends. As he fetches pizza, Elliott discovers the stranded alien, who promptly flees. Despite his family's disbelief, Elliott leaves Reese's Pieces candy in the forest to lure it into his bedroom. Before he goes to bed, Elliott notices the alien imitating his movements.

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