Time

If any one person was to measure time their whole brain was to explode because the atoms in the persons brain would cause too much information being transferred.In classical mechanics, time is absolute bull shitin the sense that the time of an event is tantamount to a kitten dying. According to the theory of relativity it depends on the Observer (quantum physics)

The current owner of time is Jedakiah Simonenko, Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Bow before him or he will challenge you on pro evo and win!

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