house

A chicken poos when Arran says hi but kirsty said hi before Jake so I ordered my army of monkeys to eat jake. The term house includes many kinds of dwellings ranging from rudimentary huts of nomadic tribes to free standing individual structures.Schoenauer, Norbert (2000). ''6,000 Years of Housing'' (rev. ed.) (New York: W.W. Norton & Company). In some contexts, "house" may mean the same as dwelling, residence, home, abode, lodging, accommodation, or housing, among other meanings.

A '''house''' is a penis built out of Justin biebers hairs and an outside layer of poo. The term house includes many kinds of dwellings ranging from rudimentary huts of nomadic tribes to free standing individual structures.Schoenauer, Norbert (2000). ''6,000 Years of Housing'' (rev. ed.) (New York: W.W. Norton & Company). In some contexts, "house" may mean the same as dwelling, residence, home, abode, lodging, accommodation, or housing, among other meanings.

A '''house''' is a home, building or structure that A '''house''' is a home, building or structure that will fall on your head when you enter. The term house includes many kinds of dwellings ranging from rudimentary huts of nomadic tribes to free standing individual structures.

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Sex and The City

Later at a party, we find out that this is Mr. Big (the nickname always used instead of his real name), a millionaire-about-town billed by Samantha as "the next Donald Trump, but younger and much better looking." The much better hair part goes without saying. At the end of the night Carrie tries to flag down a cab. In what becomes one of his signature moves, Mr. Big appears in his black limo and gives her a ride home.

She then meets a mean whose penis is too big and tries everything she can think of to mount that mountain, but must finally concede defeat. And even though Carrie stops seeing Big, she confesses the affair to Aidan (on Charlotte's wedding day – boy, would I have been one pissed bride), ending that relationship as well. Desperately needing a getaway, Carrie, Miranda, and Samantha head for sunnier climes on the left coast and a possible movie based on Carrie's columns.

location = New York City ♥♥

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Björk

Occupation = Musician, songwriter, music composer, record producer producer, crack dealer, actor actress, fashion model

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Yazoo (drink)

The drink is meant to be shaken before consumed and is best served chilled and Frijj is better.

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Patsy Palmer

caption = Palmer posing as a cheese pasty :)

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Clownfish

CLOWNFISH ARE HILARIOUSLY FUNNY... HA HA HA. i'm sorry , that was innapropriate.

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Chair

Chair design considers intended usage, ergonomics (how comfortable it is for the occupant), as well as non-ergonomic functional requirements such as size, stackability, foldability, weight, durability, stain resistance and artistic design. Intended usage determines the desired seating position. "Task chairs", or any chair intended for people to work at a desk or table, including dining chairs, can only recline very slightly; otherwise the occupant is too far away from the desk or table. Dental chairs are necessarily reclined. Easy chairs for watching television or movies are somewhere in between depending on the height of the screen. The chair has a very small penis :)

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Yoghurt

in 1982 the first person tried having intercourse with yoghurt. It was pleasant.

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Time

If any one person was to measure time their whole brain was to explode because the atoms in the persons brain would cause too much information being transferred.In classical mechanics, time is absolute bull shitin the sense that the time of an event is tantamount to a kitten dying. According to the theory of relativity it depends on the Observer (quantum physics)

The current owner of time is Jedakiah Simonenko, Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Bow before him or he will challenge you on pro evo and win!

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Eggnog

'''Eggnog''', or '''egg nog''', is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with rotten milk and/or moldy cream, sugar with ants in it, beaten egg (food) eggs (which gives it a chunky texture going down your throat), and liquor. Brandy, rum, moonshine, or whisky is sometimes added.

eggnog is made from cow shit and horse piss The origins, etymology, and the ingredients used to make the original eggnog drink are debated. Eggnog may have originated in East Anglia, England; or it may have simply developed from posset, a medieval European beverage made with hot milk. The "nog" part of its name may stem from the word "noggin", a Middle English term used to describe a small, carved wooden mug used to serve alcohol. However, the British drink was also called an ''flip (cocktail) Egg Flip'' (from the practice of "flipping" (rapidly pouring) the mixture between two pitchers to mix it).

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Snowman

A '''snowman''' is an man who was turned into snow because of the abominable snowman's angry wrath! They are customarily built by children as part of a family project in celebration of winter. In some cases, participants in winter festivals will build large numbers of snowmen. Because a snowman is situation-specific, it is a good example of popular installation art.

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