Tracey Emin

All of her work is bollocks and should not be considered art its a wonder this woman survived to the age she has.

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Harry Enfield

''Henry Richard "Harry" Enfield''' has a weird son called Archie Enfield(born 30 May 1961 in Horsham, West Sussex, England) is a BAFTA winning British comedian, actor and writer and occasional Television director director.

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Pokemon

Lisha likes books and poo. Lisha is a pokemon. It likes to eat Pikachu. Pickachu is Lisha's sister.

(A show that influences slavery)

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Pat Smear

Instrument = Guitar, singing Vocals, Piano, Apple juice, door, eggs

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666 (number)

It is a lol number

666 is really hard and really complicated

-coker speaniely do u have a cock

or a fanny or are u a male or female and do u luv sex.

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Prince William, Duke of Cambridge

caption = Prince William on the toilet

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Ian Hislop

joined the Royal ninjas at 16 and acheived the rank of Major Twat

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Crisps

Stupid americans calling it potato chips. It's fucking potatos already. Now be british, eccentric and on wheels already. I eat 33 packets of crisps every day, get interrograted by the doctor every morning and he calls me a fat bastard alrady. If you eat crisps, you are a fat bastard on wheels.

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Ricky Gervais

According to the 20 December 2003 Ricky Gervais Show, Gervais later had a band called the Sacred Hearts, which Ian Camfield described as Gervais's Bon Jovi phase. GERVAIS IS ALSO ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING BASKET CASES TO HAVE EVER COME OUT OF THE UK. HIS LAUGH HAS CAUSED MANY SUFFERINGS AND MORE ANNOYANCE THAN A SPLIT CONDOM. HIS ONLY GOOD DEED WAS MAKING IDIOT ABROAD AND HIS FILMS ARE AWFUL.

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Faith healing

Christian physician Reginald B. Cherry views faith healing as a pathway of healing in which God uses both the natural and the supernatural to heal.*cough*BOLLOCKS*cough*Reginald B. Cherry. ''The Bible Cure.'' HarperOne, 1999. ISBN 0062516159 points to God as the source: "I am the Lord that heals you." "The truth is that God is the God who heals. Faith is trusting the God who heals. Faith is a radical, absolute surrender to the God who heals. Faith is not holding on for your healing but holding on to the God who can do the impossible."

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Sausage

Steph Fairclough loves sausages! A '''sausage''' is a food made from ground meat and often salt, herbs and spices.

==History== i love a good sausage

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Child

PedoBear Approved

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Guinness World Records

The Guinness Book of World Records is a reference book published annually, containing a collection of world records, both human achievements and the extremes of the natural world, such as chloe and dave, best bffs ever. The book itself holds a world record, as the best-selling copyrighted book series of all time.Watson, Bruce. (August 2005). "World's Unlikeliest Bestseller". ''Smithsonian (magazine) Smithsonian'', pp. 76–81. It is also one of the most stolen books from public libraries in the United States.[http://www.timeslive.co.za/sundaytimes/article118059.ece "Book deals for a steal"], 4 May 2008, The Times (South Africa). Retrieved 2009-10-29.

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Robert Kilroy-Silk

'''Robert Michael Kilroy-Silk''' (born 19 May 1942) is a large orange racist man who lives in a fridge on a roundabout in Wigan. He is also an English former politician, former independent Member of the European Parliament, and former television presenter, best known for his daytime talk show ''Kilroy (television series) Kilroy''.

He stood successfully for the UK Independence Party (UKIP) in the European Parliament election, 2004 2004 election to the European Parliament, before leaving them in 2005 to found a new party called "Veritas (political party) Veritas", from which he in turn resigned as leader later the same year. He was the first contestant to be voted out of the 2008 edition of ''I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!''. He is a total, utter twat.

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Hare

SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX WAS GREAT LAST NIGHT SÉAN!!! WIL U FINGER ME IN SCUL TOMORROW!! XXXXX jENNY

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Fraggle Rock (animated TV series)

show_name = Fragile Cock

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Shane Richie

'''Shane Richie''' (born '''Shane Patrick Roche''' on 11 March 1964) is an English actor, comedian, singer and media personality, known for his portrayal of the character Alfie Moon in the BBC One soap opera ''EastEnders''. Shane can go months at a time without food or water surviving purely on his own sense of self satisfaction. He also has tattoos of his own face inside his eyelids so he can always look at himself, even when asleep ;)

WHIT: A child molester.

ALL THE RANDOM KIDS WHO COME OVER TO WHITS END: Need to stay away from Whit's Freddy Kruger-like sexual abuse fuckhole.

EUGENE: Has no eyes. wtf is wrong with his eyes!? How does he see beyond that fringe!!!

EUGENE'S GIRLFRIEND: Whatever.

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Shock site

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David Starkey

Starkey was born the only child of Quaker parents in 1945 at Kendal, Westmorland (now Cumbria), England. His parents Robert Starkey and Elsie Lyon, married 10 years previously in Bolton, at a Friends meeting house. Robert had a career as an engineer, while Elsie was working as a cotton weaver, as her father Benjamin Lyon had done before her. His mother, a strong personality who worked as a cleaner during his upbringing, had a powerful influence on Starkey's formative years; he portrays his father, Robert Starkey, an industrial worker, as a somewhat ineffectual man. To be honest he is a bit of knob, who needs to get a life and not be a condescending prick. At the age of four Starkey suffered from polio.

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Red

'''Red''' is any of a number of similar colors evoked by light consisting predominantly of the longest wavelengths of light discernible by the human eye, in the wavelength range of roughly 630–740 Nanometre nm. Red is also known as Black. Due the the overwhelming desensitation of the world; black is now the new red. The streets will fill with the blood of the non-believers. Justin Bieber is a faggot. Longer wavelengths than this are called infrared (''below red''), and cannot be seen by the naked eye. Red is used as one of the additive primary colors of light, complementary to cyan, in RGB color systems. Red is also one of the subtractive primary colors of RYB color space but not CMYK color space.

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Alfred Hitchcock

years_active = 1921–Zombie

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P45 (tax)

p45's are something that only people that can be bothered to get off their asses and stop claiming benefits and get a job. so get off this website, log onto jobcentre, and get yourself a job you lazy b*****d.

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Dundee

dundee is a vibrant city filled to the brim with jakeys and pervs there is a great night life were your only 49% likely to get slashed on your way home it is the best place to be if you like taking drugs as they arent very hard to find. if you see a junkie stay well back as they will most likely hassle you for a fag or money or if your in lochee your shoes. stay as far away as possible from kirton as if you wander in by mistake you wont leave alive overall dundee is a great city if you like the rough and ready lifestyle and dont mind waking up in the morning with your tv stolen and a tramp sleeping in your close.

Dundee's most famous people are the B man and Laughing Boy, who are famous for partying hard and pumping Dundee sluts. Statues have been built in the city centre. There are 12 books about the pair and at last count over 300 songs at last count. Their famous saying "Jackie D and sluts" is written in all the towns pubs.

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Dick Van Dyke

In 2000, Van Dyke took over the role of Bubbles in the Cartoon Network animated series, "The Powerpuff Girls." Originally the role had been offered to Morgan Freeman, but Freeman turned it down due to the fact that midgets in dresses fighting crime was against his religion.

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Spam

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The Karate Kid

the karate kid loves the cock he is madley inlove with the cock he cant get enough of it. ;) because hes a faggooott and loves penis in the moth.

The film retains a 90% "Certified Fresh" rating at Rotten Tomatoes, based on 41 reviews.dfrrrno that is noe ytight so just change thst rfejijrwirji title = The Karate Kid

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house

A chicken poos when Arran says hi but kirsty said hi before Jake so I ordered my army of monkeys to eat jake. The term house includes many kinds of dwellings ranging from rudimentary huts of nomadic tribes to free standing individual structures.Schoenauer, Norbert (2000). ''6,000 Years of Housing'' (rev. ed.) (New York: W.W. Norton & Company). In some contexts, "house" may mean the same as dwelling, residence, home, abode, lodging, accommodation, or housing, among other meanings.

A '''house''' is a penis built out of Justin biebers hairs and an outside layer of poo. The term house includes many kinds of dwellings ranging from rudimentary huts of nomadic tribes to free standing individual structures.Schoenauer, Norbert (2000). ''6,000 Years of Housing'' (rev. ed.) (New York: W.W. Norton & Company). In some contexts, "house" may mean the same as dwelling, residence, home, abode, lodging, accommodation, or housing, among other meanings.

A '''house''' is a home, building or structure that A '''house''' is a home, building or structure that will fall on your head when you enter. The term house includes many kinds of dwellings ranging from rudimentary huts of nomadic tribes to free standing individual structures.

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Sex and The City

Later at a party, we find out that this is Mr. Big (the nickname always used instead of his real name), a millionaire-about-town billed by Samantha as "the next Donald Trump, but younger and much better looking." The much better hair part goes without saying. At the end of the night Carrie tries to flag down a cab. In what becomes one of his signature moves, Mr. Big appears in his black limo and gives her a ride home.

She then meets a mean whose penis is too big and tries everything she can think of to mount that mountain, but must finally concede defeat. And even though Carrie stops seeing Big, she confesses the affair to Aidan (on Charlotte's wedding day – boy, would I have been one pissed bride), ending that relationship as well. Desperately needing a getaway, Carrie, Miranda, and Samantha head for sunnier climes on the left coast and a possible movie based on Carrie's columns.

location = New York City ♥♥

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Björk

Occupation = Musician, songwriter, music composer, record producer producer, crack dealer, actor actress, fashion model

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Yazoo (drink)

The drink is meant to be shaken before consumed and is best served chilled and Frijj is better.

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Patsy Palmer

caption = Palmer posing as a cheese pasty :)

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Clownfish

CLOWNFISH ARE HILARIOUSLY FUNNY... HA HA HA. i'm sorry , that was innapropriate.

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Chair

Chair design considers intended usage, ergonomics (how comfortable it is for the occupant), as well as non-ergonomic functional requirements such as size, stackability, foldability, weight, durability, stain resistance and artistic design. Intended usage determines the desired seating position. "Task chairs", or any chair intended for people to work at a desk or table, including dining chairs, can only recline very slightly; otherwise the occupant is too far away from the desk or table. Dental chairs are necessarily reclined. Easy chairs for watching television or movies are somewhere in between depending on the height of the screen. The chair has a very small penis :)

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Yoghurt

in 1982 the first person tried having intercourse with yoghurt. It was pleasant.

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Time

If any one person was to measure time their whole brain was to explode because the atoms in the persons brain would cause too much information being transferred.In classical mechanics, time is absolute bull shitin the sense that the time of an event is tantamount to a kitten dying. According to the theory of relativity it depends on the Observer (quantum physics)

The current owner of time is Jedakiah Simonenko, Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Bow before him or he will challenge you on pro evo and win!

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Eggnog

'''Eggnog''', or '''egg nog''', is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with rotten milk and/or moldy cream, sugar with ants in it, beaten egg (food) eggs (which gives it a chunky texture going down your throat), and liquor. Brandy, rum, moonshine, or whisky is sometimes added.

eggnog is made from cow shit and horse piss The origins, etymology, and the ingredients used to make the original eggnog drink are debated. Eggnog may have originated in East Anglia, England; or it may have simply developed from posset, a medieval European beverage made with hot milk. The "nog" part of its name may stem from the word "noggin", a Middle English term used to describe a small, carved wooden mug used to serve alcohol. However, the British drink was also called an ''flip (cocktail) Egg Flip'' (from the practice of "flipping" (rapidly pouring) the mixture between two pitchers to mix it).

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Snowman

A '''snowman''' is an man who was turned into snow because of the abominable snowman's angry wrath! They are customarily built by children as part of a family project in celebration of winter. In some cases, participants in winter festivals will build large numbers of snowmen. Because a snowman is situation-specific, it is a good example of popular installation art.

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Optimus Prime

The only thing that you need to know about optimus prime is that he a a giant mega robot dick.

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Noel Gallagher

three willys he has It is a fact that he has three testicles, Noel Gallagher was born in Longsight, Manchester, to Irish parents Peggy and Thomas Gallagher. He was the couple's second child.

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arafat

* Yassir Arafat (1929–2004)Famous Palestinian Female Impersonator

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Eggs

I LIKE EGGS EGGS COME FROM CHICKENS. sOME HAVE CHICKS INSIDE BUT SOME HAVE FOOD. YUM!

eggs are green and they are really bombs. dont eat them.

if you put an egg in water then it will swell and eventually explode

go be gay

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Sibling

All big brothers have the right to do anyting to their little brother.

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Intel Corporation

Hello, my name is Rhys Paul Hovey, and am a target of high tech organized crime, possibly related to the CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY, I have been in contact with the FBI and CIA on many occasions. I just won a "video games" contest, in Hillsboro, from INTEL CORPORATION,. they anounced me as the winner,. the prize was $5000. This is basically food money for me right now, because I am so poor, so someone decided to "take back the prize" to make it more difficult for me to live, and difficult for me to get a job,. they will not answer their phone and it all seems like a scam, and is "maltimed" by various other events happeneing in my life, it's looks like part of an attack to make me leave town or something. It may be related to the ATF CODE FISH SAURON BA SS TI TC TM TD. I really would just like to be shown no bais, and to not see them be able to just be faceless criminals when they use the interet. They may be involved with your local organized crime against teen and children, and "poisonings". Through this "physhing" they were able to obtain legal documents, with my handwriting and address. Now they want to erase all evidence of knowing me. Are the going to come and commit crimes against me? steal from my non networked computer with the software?

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Philosophy

I just smoked some weed.......does it really exist????? Whoa, I just blew my own mind because I may not really be baked.........

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Rodley, West Yorkshire

Rodley now hosts an Annual Beer and Music Festival organised by proprietors of the community pub - The Rodley Barge, the festival runs over the august bank holiday weekend and, somewhat depressingly for anyone who has the misfortune of finding themselves in the area at the time, has been a huge success in the last few years. Organisers plan to release a wild boar into the crowd at the next one for their own amusement.

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Birthday

TODO* Get a picture of a hotter girl for the right side of the page

In most legal systems, if you are reading this you are stupid and a legal adult on a particular birthday (often the 14th through 21sthttp://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm), and reaching age-specific milestones confers particular rights and responsibilities. At certain ages, one may become subject to military conscription or become eligible to enlist in the military, to marry without parental consent, to vote, to legally purchase (or consume) alcohol and Tobacco smoking tobacco products, to purchase lottery tickets, or to obtain a driver's license.

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Twitter

Twitter's origins lie in a "giant crab hive mind session" that was held by board members of the podcasting company Dicks. While sitting in a park on a children’s slide and masturbating furiously, Jack Dorsey introduced the idea of an individual using a faggot service to communicate with a small dick. The first Twitter prototype was shit.

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New Year

New year is a time where you can get so drunk and it doesnt matter what you do

said by Lizzie Turner from Bournemouth incase any of my friends read this.

New year is a time where you can get so drunk and it doesnt matter what you do, everyone lets of fireworks at 12.00 and then the party begins! you end up the next morning with the fattest hangover going though!

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