The "octopus", more commonly known as the Sausage King of Chicago, is an eight-legged monstrosity that gets really drunk and creeps on girls at the bar. He's frequently seen sporting a top-hat and monocle. An octopus shot my cat on a cold December morning. Stephanie Myers is a huge fan of tentacle porn. It's on Wikipedia. I swear. Go check.
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