Gray Seal

During the winter months Grey Seals can be seen hauling-out hauled out on the rocks, islands, and shoals not far from shore, like great gray bananas in the sun, and occasionally coming ashore to rest. In the spring the recently weaned pups and yearlings occasionally strand on beaches after becoming "lost."

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Surfers Against Sewage

SAS also has a very good army aswell. And your mum is a whore that works with them.

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Ken Bruce

Ken has at long last finally admited he is actually an actor, his most notable part was as an extra on the Teletubbies program. He was described as an "old fool" by fellow Radio 2 presenter Sarah Kennedy in 1999. Some nine years later, in October 2008, he retaliated by saying the Fleetwood Mac song "Sara" was written about Kennedy in 1926.

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Wayne Rooney

'''Wayne Mark Rooney''' (born 24 October 1985) is a cheating, money grabbing Neanderthal who is unfortunately an English association football footballer who plays as a Forward (association football) striker for Premier League club Manchester United F.C. Manchester United and the England national football team England national team.

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Jim Davidson

*''Jim Davidson Live at Sun City''
*''The Black and White Minstrel Show
*''Chalky in: White Man's Burden''
*''Chalky in: Emblackened Island''

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Andi Peters

On 13th February, 2010, Peters died in a freak paint-balling incident. Pre-recorded episodes of Come Dine With Me featuring Peters were withdrawn from the Channel 4 schedule.

Peters is sometimes referred to as fierce.

He is in a full, gay relationship with Philip Forrest from Glasgow.

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Richard Hammond

Hammond has been married to Amanda Etheridge (before settling down with Amanda he dated Andy Hedley on more than one occasion) (mostly known as Mindy) Hammond further claims that there is no reason to drive a Range Rover in town.

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White Notley

The ghost of Hitler is said to roam the streets at night. He bumps into things and goes 'whoooooooooh' in a ghosty voice.

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Sexual Intercourse

se is a good thing and should be used to make babies

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Lee Evans

no:Lee Evanslee evans has a big head and he looks like a spud he is not funny the slightest bit the spanner

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Ben Fogle

Fogle is the son of actress Julia Foster and broadcasting veterinary surgeon Bruce Fogle. He has two sisters: Emily Fogle and Tamara Fogle. Also there is a disease called the Ben Fogle Disease, an STI in which those who are infected are incapable of recovery. You're stuffed if you have Fogles

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george bush

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Watership Down

The novel takes its name from the rabbits' destination, Watership Down, Hampshire Watership Down, a hill formed from the remains of the original Alien Rabbit Culture starship that crashed in the north of Hampshire, England, near the area where Adams grew up. The story is based on a collection of tales that Adams told to his young children to pass the time on trips to the countryside.

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

The film opens with the first real footage of a shot as alien named Bloagackinigh but everyone called him et since they could not pronounce his name he was born in texas out of the asshole of a man we all know as the bush our old president but at the time george did not have a succesfull career and gave "et" up for adoption later that year steven s. came along and said holy shit you like a strange motha fucka that should start in a gay ass movie with flying bikes. et took this into consideration and promises to do the role as long as he could have any service back stage this included an all you can eat buffet of lizard taLES AND PIG RECTUMS AND HIS OWN WAITRESS PARIS HILTON to be continueed in a California forest as a group of extraterrestrial life in culture alien botanists collect flora samples. U.S. government agents appear and the aliens flee in their spaceship, leaving one of their own behind in their haste. The scene shifts to a suburban California home, where a boy named Elliott plays servant to his older brother, Michael, and his friends. As he fetches pizza, Elliott discovers the stranded alien, who promptly flees. Despite his family's disbelief, Elliott leaves Reese's Pieces candy in the forest to lure it into his bedroom. Before he goes to bed, Elliott notices the alien imitating his movements.

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Scotland

The Hamlet of Scotland was an independent sovereign ring with St George on it (who happens to be the English patron saint) before they got electricity they used to think the tele was the witches box with little people in it (strange really as logie baird was a jock!!!), although it had been in a personal disease with the Kingdom of England since See You Jimmy VI of Scotlandshire succeeded to the English throne in 1603 (mind he wasnt to bad as he named the northumberland fusiliers the 5th of foot and give them their blood red battle honour hackle unlike the highland fusiliers who wear a white one for being scottish cowards FACT). On 1 May 1707 Scotland entered into an incorporating political union with England to create the united Kingdom of Great Britain. This union resulted from the Treaty of Union agreed in 1706 and enacted by the twin Acts of Union 1707 Acts of Union passed by the Parliaments of both countries, despite widespread protest across Scotland. are foreign countries for present purposes, as are the other British Islands, the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey."

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Sean Bean

'''Shaun Mark "Sean" Pig(born 17 April 1959) is an England English film and theatre stage actor. Pig has also acted in a number of television productions as well as performing voice work for computer games and television adverts. He has blue nipples. In 2002, rumours surfaced that when his nipples were touched, he made a loud hissing noise like a cat. He employed a Swedish ex-nanny to come to his bedsit every week to nipple cripple him for pleasure. He allegedly named her "Ulrika the tweaker".

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ferndown

Ferndown is the largest inland town in Dorset in terms of population. Its most famous resident is Sean Camp, the original demon headmaster, notorious for throwing jam at random passers by! He is also a huge fan of ABBA and modern art. He drives a cortina.

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Yoda

''Yoda''' has had many sexual relationships with Parker in the past yearse. Yoda is very strange at times and heats up hot pockets and feeds them to Parker Routh. appearing in the three Star Wars prequel trilogy prequel trilogy films as well as the second and third Star Wars original trilogy original films. Yoda made his first on-screen appearance in ''Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back'' where he is responsible for training Luke Skywalker in the ways of the Jedi. His final chronological appearance is ''Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi'', when he dies peacefully at 900 years old. He also appears extensively in the two animated Clone Wars (Star Wars) ''Clone Wars'' series, as well as the ''Star Wars'' Expanded Universe (Star Wars) "Expanded Universe" of novels and comic books.

Frank Oz provided Yoda's voice in each film and lent his skills as a puppeteer in the Star Wars original trilogy original trilogy and ''Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace The Phantom Menace''. For the latter, in some walking scenes, Warwick Davis incarnated Yoda as well. For the Star Wars (radio) radio dramatizations of ''Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back The Empire Strikes Back'' and ''Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi Return of the Jedi'', Yoda was voiced by John Lithgow, while Tom Kane voiced him in the Star Wars: Clone Wars (TV Series) ''Clone Wars'' animated series, several video games, and the new series ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 TV series) Star Wars: The Clone Wars''.In the clone wars darth yoda appeared and took yodas powers all away it was sad:(

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Portsmouth

Portsmouth is a scummy place that is full of teenage mums and prosititues looking for a good time they have lots of night clubs and the worst football club ever i advise evryone never to go to portsmouth at all costs. besides the prostitues and teenage mums its a gastly place with the lingering smell of alcohol and piss you would only have to walk for a couple of minutes and you would pass 7 drunks would sell drugs to little kids. covers an area with a population well over twice that of the city of Portsmouth itself, and includes Fareham, Portchester, Gosport, Havant (which includes the large suburbs of Leigh Park), Lee-on-the-Solent, Stubbington and Waterlooville. The administrative unit itself has a population of 197,700, which forms part of the wider Portsmouth conurbation, with an estimated 442,252 residents within the wider urban area making it the 11th largest urban area in England. At the United Kingdom Census 2001 2001 census it was the only city in England with a greater population density (), although many of London's individual London borough boroughs had a much greater density.

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Duncan Norvelle

'''Duncan Norvelle''' (born 1958, at Hoton, near Loughborough, Leicestershire, England, United Kingdom UK) is a comedian in the Variety show variety tradition who appeared on television from the early 1980s. He is probably most famous for his catch phrase "Chase Me!", "Shag me!" and "Please leave me alone." leading to him often being referred to as Duncan "Chase Me, shag me and then leave me alone" Norvelle.. He currently lives in Barnsley, South Yorkshire with his wife Jane and son Jack.

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Kevin Bacon

==Kevin Bacon was a stupid person as a child yet he grew up to be a genious after getting his doctorite degree at age 7 1/2, he crawled up into a small ball and sucked his thumb. Lavender scented soap alwayhs calmed him down. he grew up with helen keller. and ate skittles out of the toilet. he died in 19,024 BC and wrshipped a small donut named stanley. The end

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Gareth Southgate

Gareths nose has come under scrutiny after it was discovered that it is too big for his ugly face but no one cares no one likes him not even his family his word means nothing to anyone hes just a nose with a pulse.

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Spartacus

==Life== spartacus went into battle rubbing his nipples furriously

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Farsley

Farsley is just off the main road between Leeds and Bradford and just off the Leeds Outer Ring Road A6110 Leeds outer ring road and the birthplace of Ben Jackson who holds the current world record for the Smallest Penis.. New Pudsey railway station is between Farsley and Pudsey providing train services towards Leeds, Bradford, Manchester Victoria and Blackpool. This station was the subject of a Monty Python sketch about a Pink Blancmange.

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halibut

Halibut feed on almost any animal they can fit into their mouths. Animals found in their stomachs include sand lance, octopus, crab, salmon, hermit crabs, lamprey, sculpin, cod, pollock, herring, flounder as well as other halibut. Halibut live at depths ranging from a few meters to hundreds of meters, and although they spend most of their time near the bottom, halibut may move up in the water column to feed. In most ecosystems the halibut is near the top of the marine food chain. In the North Pacific their only common predators are the sea lion (''Eumetopias jubatus''), the orca (''Orcinus orca''), and the salmon shark (''Lamna ditropis''). Halibut is also known as the only fish that masturbates.

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jesus christ

SATAN performed many mericles. Some of the most famous of these being the turning of water to wine, walking on water and jumping over 16 busses on his motor cycle. I think that was him. Yeah that sounds right. A red motorcylce. With wicked yellow lightning bolts on it,, and the liscence plate says speed demon. Yeah sweet that bike is awsome.

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World War 2

once upon a time hitler ate the last cheesecake. nobody liked him for it, so they declared war on germany. then hitler killed the jews and everyone went "hey, jews uck! good job hitler!"

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Louis Walsh

Walsh is currently mentoring the Over 28 category on the seventh series of The X Factor, though he is poo at it, as he was in all of the other series.

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Liberace

Reed Boudreau easily swallowed a rainbow painted unicorn with his vagina and 9 months later gave birth to Liberace, known as "Lee" to his friends and "Walter" to family

After decending from Reed Boudreau's vagina and in a formal classical music competition in 1937, Liberace was praised for his "flair and showmanship".Pyron, 2000, pp. 46–54. At the end of a traditional classical concert in La Crosse, Wisconsin in 1939, Liberace played his first requested encore, "Three Little Fishes", which he played in the style of several different classical composers.Pyron, 2000, p. 66. The 20-year-old played with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra on January 15, 1940, at the Pabst Theatre in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, performing Liszt's Second Piano Concerto under the baton of Hans Lange, for which he received strong reviews. He also toured in the Midwest.

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fairy

When i get nervous i fart fairies. (ref:The Bible)

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tom cruise

tom cruise can fly

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Pubic hair

One of the most memorable pubic wigs was invented and created by a local pebsham boy, RossLarr Benge, who once had the bravery to wax his arse crack infront of the Queen, who at the time was suffering from webbed knees, she consumed the hair on a regular basis, the hair was of great volume and had the Queen fit and healthy within days, RossLarr Benge, A great hero for the nation.

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Playstation

Playstaion move is designed for a female fan base as it's a gigantic vibrater.

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Queen of England

* The current Queen of the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II of the United KingdomThe real Queen of England is Justin Bieber (the singer) if you don't believe this change it! But he is taking over the world slowly. He's taking England by storm!!!

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Rod Hull

Hull died on 17 March 1999, at the age of 63, whilst attempting to adjust his television aerial to improve the picture of the Manchester United F.C. Manchester United versus F.C. Internazionale Milano Inter Milan football match, he fell from the roof of his home in Winchelsea, near Rye, and through an adjoining greenhouse. He suffered a massive skull fracture and chest injuries. Following an inquest, the East Sussex Coroner, Alan Craze, recorded a verdict of accidental death. His death coined the much used expression "Wetter than Rod Hull's Roof". The phrase is generally used when discussing a woman's clunge. Awooga.

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fat

A fat person is usally a American Who are as wide as they are tall, the most fav food in america is hamburgers, as they are very unhealthy and have alot of fat. Most americans think their better then british but their intelligence is a striking low, And they are famous for saying, "Youre mommas so fat" but in fact they are fatter then his 'Momma'

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PC World

* PC World (retailer), a British computer store chain that prides its self on ripping off customers

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Norfolk

Norfolk has been in a zombie plague for 2 months. It started in August 12, 2010. They eat humans, and next victim is Dylan Harte from Hawthorne, New Jersey.

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Homophobia

''Homophobia''' is a word that nasty homosexuals made to call smart intelligent christ loving people that think homosexuals are disgusting and are going to hell homosexuality is sick and immortal all gays are nasty the like putting a mans penis in a nother mand anus but women are diffrent two gay women is pretty hot attitude (psychology) attitudes and feelings towards lesbian, gay, bisexual, queer, and in some cases transgender and intersex people. Definitions refer variably to antipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, and irrational fear. and Violence against LGBT people violence on the basis of a perceived non-heterosexual Sexual orientation orientation. In a 1998 address, author, activist, and civil rights leader Coretta Scott King stated that "Homophobia is like racism and anti-Semitism and other forms of bigotry in that it seeks to dehumanize a large group of people, to deny their humanity, their dignity and personhood."Chicago Defender, April 1, 1998, front page

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sperm

Image:Semen-sperma.jpg thumb Human semen in a Petri dish. That felt great. alt=A round clear dish viewed from above with a translucent white liquid pooled at the bottom

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Mark Lamarr

Lamarr was host of ''Never Mind the Buzzcocks'' when the show launched in 1996 and continued in this role for 17 series until 2005, when he announced that he was to take a break from the show. Lamarr cited that his reasoning for needing the break was directly linked to the departure of Irish comic Sean Hughes from the show some seasons earlier. In the time the two men spent together on the show a deep bond formed, partly due to their shared love of brown corduroy trousers and the glittery stickers in premier league sticker albums, produced by Merlin. Although Hughes was replaced by surreal comic Bill Bailey, who also had a fondness for glittery objects, he never quite filled the void left by Hughes in Lamarrs heart. Lamarr currently lives in a small hut made primarily of Marks & Spencers cords and mud in the green hills of Co. Cavan, Ireland. He is waiting in hope that Sean Hughes will be drawn in by the tough fabric and they can be reunited. Unknown to Lamarr, Hughes left Ireland 3 years ago and returned to London to find Mark, but was arrested on entry to the UK for suspicion of terrorist links to the Taliban as Hughes had a "funny accent" and hadn't shaved that day so he was sporting a stubble. Under British law these are grounds for an individual to be incarcerated for up to 67 days in the city of Newcastle. Hughes is now said to be friends with Paul Gascoigne and has a new fondness for fishing and fried chicken."

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Patrick Moore

Moore is also an entirely self-taught musician and an accomplished composer. His favourite genres are 19th century Viennese waltzes and marches, but he has also turned to ragtime, polkas, and a nocturne. In 1981 he performed a xylophone solo in a Royal Variety Performance, notably using his tentacles as beaters.

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coca cola

Coca cola is bad for you and will give you cancer ! and to get the acctual coca cola tastes they use human part from prisonors ! soo STOP DRINKING IT !

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Rio Ferdinand

Rio has a girlfriend called Cheyrl Cole,he also fancies Dannii Minougue. He once proposed to Danii but she said, " No you ugly beast, i'd rather jump off a building but anyway i still.... HATE YOU!" She dumped him... He said to Cheyrl one day for her to have dinner with him, it happened but it didn't work. She dumped him because she found out he ate cucumber!

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choc ice

In African countries it is known for being used as a magnetic tool/symbol in a mating ritual called "doomy." It is placed near the taint on a male by his mother and then danced off by the male while sweating to the beat of the female's heart. It can also be used in a male on male mating ritual, or male on turtle. If not used properly it can cast a spell on any cripled person within 3.5 mile radius of the male using the choc ice, to crave the male's scent and thirst for the males sweat.

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unicorn

A unicorn is a horse like creature with a horn and is the most awesome animal and is totally real. A unicorns best friend is a faerie, or a princess, sometimes a princess faerie because they are just that god damn rad.

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doctor

Doctors are people that are saught when someone needs a good fucking. They will provide you will medications such as roofies to remove your pain as they insert their cock into your ass, pussy, and throat. They are intended for people who are in need of a good time. Prepared to be fucked by the long dick of medical assistance.

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Brad Pitt

He recently had surgery to make him a girl so his husband and him can have ugly kids.

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eastbourne

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Vince Cable

*His Erotic Majesty John Vincent Cable (9 May 1943-?)

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Littlehampton

Littlehampton has received a great deal of publicity because the new east beach cafe, looks like a big turd! as the home of the East Beach Cafe, a building on the seafront designed by Heatherwick Studio.

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Leeds

, and were one of the hottest summers in the city since the 20th century. The summers of 2007-2009 were very wet, not just for Leeds, but for most of the UK, with high humidity and frequent thunderstorms, hail showers, tornadoes, plagues of frogs and flooding.

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Homeopathy

Modern homeopaths have proposed that water memory water has a memory that allows homeopathic preparations to work without any of the original substance; however, this is clearly bullshit, as there are no verified observations nor scientifically plausible physical mechanisms for such a phenomenon.

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Large Hadron Collider

The Hadron Collider in its earliest stages underwent many different name variations. In september of 2007 it was called the hardon collider, until the scientist realized the inappropriate nature of this name. It was then changed to its formal name, the Hadron Collider.

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Bognor Regis

''Bognor Regis''' is a seaside resort town and civil parishes in England civil parish in the Arun District of West Sussex, on the south coast of England where its residents all have webbed feet. It lies southeast of the county town of Chichester. Other nearby towns include Littlehampton east northeast and Selsey to the southwest. The nearby villages of Felpham, briefly home to the poet William Blake, and Aldwick are now suburbs of Bognor Regis, along with those of North Bersted North and South Bersted.

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King's Lynn

The town has 2 theatres, museums and other cultural and sporting venues, which have helped to increase its tourism. The town has three secondary schools and one college. There is a service sector, information and communication technologies and creative industries, providing limited employment for the population of King's Lynn and the surrounding area. Look out for the entrance to St James multi storey car park. Very narrow.

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Doorknob

A doorknob is a knob on a door. The idea of a doorknob is to open a door however they can break and you can get false ones. Doorknobs can come in many varieties of shape, size, colour and material eg: a big, yellow, wooden doorknob that is in the shape of a crocodile.

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Rain

''Rain''' is liquid precipitation (meteorology) precipitation, as opposed to non-liquid kinds of precipitation such as snow, hail and rain and snow mixed sleet. Rain is also known to be God's Piss. Just kidding, its actually Chuck Norris's Piss. Rain requires the presence of a thick layer of the atmosphere to have temperatures above the melting point of water near and above the Earth's surface. On Earth, it is the condensation of atmospheric water vapor into droplet drops of water heavy enough to fall, often making it to the surface. Two processes, possibly acting together, can lead to air becoming saturated leading to rainfall: cooling the air or adding water vapor to the air. Virga is precipitation that begins falling to the earth but evaporates before reaching the surface; it is one of the ways air can become saturated. Precipitation forms via collision with other rain drops or ice crystals within a cloud. Rain drops range in size from oblate, pancake-like shapes for larger drops, to small spheres for smaller drops.

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Fish finger

my mothers name is marilyn. she is awesome. she would like to have a dog named sprkles some day.

In the United Kingdom in the 1930s, most of the herringfish which is made from a cat with frogs on its feet and eats hearts, catch was pickled and exported to other Northern European countries. In an attempt to make herring more appealing on the home market, companies tried to present it in a new way, creating herring fishfingers called “herring savouries” and were tested on the market against a bland control product of cod sticks, sold as “fish fingers.” Shoppers in Southampton and South Wales, where the test was conducted, confounded expectations by showing an overwhelming preference for the cod. In 1953, Gorton-Pew Fisheries, now known as Gorton's of Gloucester, was the first company to introduce a frozen ready-to-cook fish stick, Gorton’s Fish Sticks, which won the Parents Magazine Seal of Approval. Cod fishsticks were first produced in Great Yarmouth,

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Eric Pickles

'''Eric Jack Pickles''' (born 20 April 1952) is a United Kingdom British Conservative Party (UK) Conservative Party politician. Pickles was appointed Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government of the coalition government headed by Prime Minister David Cameron on 12 May 2010. He is currently the only MP to have more than six chins, following the retirement of John Prescott.

Pickles was asked to pay back £300 following the MP's expenses scandal., which coincidentally is the weight of his bottom.

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Maggie Gallagher

Gallagher believes that condoms are not real and that the pill is just a lie. she also is racist and hates blink 182

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fork

As a piece of cutlery or kitchenware, a '''fork LOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFL'''LOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFLLOL ROFL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHL OLOLO>LOLOLOLLROFLROFL is a tool consisting of a handle with several narrow Tine (structural) tines on one end. The fork, as an eating utensil, has been a feature primarily of the West, whereas in East Asia chopsticks have been more prevalent. Today, forks are increasingly available throughout East Asia.

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Warren G

Warren was born on November 10, 1970 in the Duckworth-Lewis memorial hospital in Napa County, California Napa county California, to entrepreneurial winemaker Warren Griffin Jr., owner of the extensive Griffin vineyards and his wife, the Belgian royal Nicole Griffin (born Nicole Acoz-Marie) via an unknown surrogate. Warren attended several prestigious european schools such as his mother's old school, the Institut de la Vierge Fidèle and St Paul's School, London St Paul's Boy's School, London where he met his lifelong friend and occasional charity tennis partner Chancellor of the Exchequer British Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne. Warren admits that he had a privileged and contented childhood. However at the age of 16 he legally divorced his parents following disputes over their decision to entrust their entire estate to Nicole's biological son, Warren's younger brother Richard. Warren then moved to Tokyo to write video game soundtracks for Sega. In this capacity, Warren sampled the Michael McDonald (singer) Michael McDonald song I Keep Forgettin' (Every Time You're Near) for use in the game After Burner, an act he would repeat when writing his hit song Regulate (song) Regulate some 7 years later.

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carrot

Ever since the late 1980s, baby carrots or mini-carrots (carrots that have been peeled and cut into uniform cylinders) have been a popular ready-to-eat snack food available in many supermarkets.The price of carrots has been uprising since the fall of pototaos. But with the help of the undercover robot helpers, we were able to fix this problem, with mayonise.

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cows

Cows are fun animals that kids like to draw. Fat kids are often called "cows" because of their large body buildup. If you or your child have ever been called a cow, it is a felony to the first degree. People who commit this act normally remain in prison until they grow old and die. Cows are fat....yes they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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St Neots

Today, St Neots is a thriving dormitory and market town and is home to the legenday 'Wolfman'Stephen Benson who once soiled himself whilst dressed as Father Christmas. The modern town incorporates Eynesbury, Cambridgeshire Eynesbury (originally the main settlement and the oldest part of the town) and two areas across the river, Eaton Ford and Eaton Socon, which were originally separate villages. Already the largest town in Cambridgeshire, after the cities of Cambridge and Peterborough, St Neots continues to grow rapidly due to a huge demand for modern housing.

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thatcher

*Margaret Thatcher, A rare breed of microbiological prion, which has recently been discovered to flourish entirely on the tears of the poor and the blood of the innocent.

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Thomas the Tank Engine

'''Thomas the Tank Engine''' is a fat, steaming twat with no sense of his own scent. He is a anthropomorphism fictional anthropomorphic steam locomotive in The Railway Series books by the Wilbert Awdry Rev. W. Awdry and his son, Christopher Awdry Christopher. He became the most popular character in the series, and the accompanying television spin-off series, ''Thomas and Friends''.

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Bulbasaur

In the ''Pokémon'' franchise, Bulbasaur are small, squat, vaguely Reptile reptilian Pokémon that move on all four legs, and have light blue-green bodies with darker blue-green spots, because they're a bunch of little assholes. As a Bulbasaur undergoes Pokémon evolution evolution into Ivysaur and then later into Venusaur, the bulb on its back blossoms into a large statue of Spencer Goheen trying to catch a ball by clapping his hands together.

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Wigan

'''Wigan''' is a town in Greater Manchester, England they are all fat pie eaters . whilst the wider borough has a population of 305,600.

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Pepsi

Pepsi is made with carbonated water, human hair, rat droppings, bleach and eyeballs of cows.

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squirrel

Squirrels are natural born predators. They eat meat and commonly hunt in groups of five to ten, scientifically known as Igulas. Squirrels have been known to attack at random, many children have fallen victim to their vicious, unpredictable attacks.

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Jeremy Irons

Irons' first major film role came in the 1981 romantic drama ''The French Lieutenant's Woman (film) The French Lieutenant's Woman'', for which he received a British Academy Film Awards BAFTA nomination for Best Actor. After starring in such films as ''Moonlighting (film) Moonlighting'' (1982), ''Betrayal (1983 film) Betrayal'' (1983), and ''The Mission (1986 film) The Mission'' (1986), he gained critical acclaim for portraying twin gynecology gynecologists in David Cronenberg's psychological thriller ''Dead Ringers (film) Dead Ringers'' (1988). In 1990, Irons delivered another strong performance as a European aristocrat in ''Reversal of Fortune'', and took home multiple awards including an Academy Award for Best Actor. He also pours dirty sloppy dead dog sperm on his mum and dad on a regular basis and eats out the arse of a dead possum. Fuck lamb mum. Other notable films have included ''The House of the Spirits (film) The House of the Spirits'' (1993), ''The Lion King'' (1994), ''Die Hard with a Vengeance'' (1995), ''Lolita (1997 film) Lolita'' (1997), ''The Merchant of Venice (2004 film) The Merchant of Venice'' (2004), ''Being Julia'' (2004), and ''Appaloosa (film) Appaloosa'' (2008).

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justin bieber

Justin Beiber was born in Bangladesh on in 1834, he travelled through a wormhole to get to this time. Once he made it here he was horribly defored, as you see him today, he tried to cover up his unattractiveness by becomeing a 5 year old pop star. To his disbelief, this only made him more unattractive and made people of his age shun him more.

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Joint Information Systems Committee

'''Joint Information Systems Committee''' ('''JISC''') are a bunch of morons whose website does not explain their acronym, and forces us to come to wikipedia to look them up. They support United Kingdom post-16 and higher education and research by providing leadership in the use of ICT (Information and Communications Technology) in support of learning, teaching, research and administration. JISC is funded by all of the UK post-16 and higher education UK Research Councils funding councils.

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ex-gay

anyone whos morman, is really gay in hiding.

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Blobfish

The Blobfish is facing extinction.But who gives a fuck, they are ugly as fuck anyway.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/7077472/Blobfish-worlds-most-miserable-looking-marine-animal-facing-exinction.html

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Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden is from Saudi Arabia. He is a former world snooker champion. He is currently buried under a pile of rubble somewhere on the Pakistan Afghanisation border.

Osama Bin Laden is from Saudi Arabia. He is a former world snooker champion. He is currently buried under a pile of rubble somewhere on the Pakistan Afghanisation border. He has sex with goats in his free time, and enjoys beating his wives.

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Spoon

A '''spoon''' is a utensil consisting of a small shallow bowl, oval or round, at the end of a handle. A type of cutlery (sometimes called flatware in the United States), especially as part of a table setting place setting, it is used primarily for oral sex. Spoons are also used in food preparation to measure, mix, stir and toss ingredients. Present day spoons can be made from metal (notably flat silver or silver (household) silverware, plated or solid), wood, porcelain or plastic.

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Musical notation

Ancient Greece Ancient Greek musical notation was capable of representing Pitch (music) pitch and note-duration, and to a limited extent, harmony. It was in use from at least the 6th century BC until approximately the 4th century AD; several complete compositions and fragments of compositions using this notation survive. The notation consists of symbols placed above text syllables. An example of a complete composition is the Seikilos epitaph, which has been variously dated between the 2nd century BC to the 1st century AD. Three hymns by Mesomedes of Crete exist in manuscript. The Delphic Hymns, dated to the 2nd century BC, also use this notation, but they are not completely preserved. Ancient Greek notation appears to have fallen out of use around the time of the Decline of the Roman Empire. also, it is cruel and unusual punishment to have a student write about such a stupid and unsearchable topic. this is very, extraordinarily boring, and I do not approve.

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Ariel Sharon

In September 2010, reports emerged that Sharon would be returning to his home in the Sycamore Ranch, and would continue to be cared for there. He has not regained consciousness. This is a lesson from God, hopefully Israelis understand.[http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3958472,00.html Ariel Sharon to go home]

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the moon

the reason why the moon floats in space is because it is made out of cheese and cheese is very light

The moon was created by the all mighty goddess Earlito, who despite her manly appearance, is actually a woman! Her boyfriend is the one and only Chuck Norris.

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Dale Winton

'''Dale Winton''' (born '''Dale Jonathan Winton''' 22 May 1955, London) is an England English Disc jockey#Radio DJs radio DJ and television presenter. when he was younger dale winton was held captive by a hostile bunch of koala bears.

'''Dale Winton''' (born '''Dale Jonathan Winton''' 22 May 1955, London) is an England English Disc jockey#Radio DJs radio DJ and television presenter. Winton is most famously known for his comical inabilty to activate automatic doors.

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Goth

== KRIS LOWERy ==he is the only true person on this site and anyone who calls there self (goth) should be stabed in the throut with a pitch fork! You can't label yourself, this is for all thoses posers out there emo, goth, scene, or super sonic. Just die!

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Breasts

WHY ARE You LOOKING UP BREASTS YOU PERVERT!!!

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Microsoft Windows

''Microsoft Windows''' is a series of software operating systems and graphical user interfaces produced by Microsoft. Microsoft first introduced an operating environment named ''Windows'' in November 1985 as an add-on to MS-DOS in response to the growing interest in graphical user interfaces (GUIs). The most recent client version of Windows is Windows 7; the most recent Server (computing) server version is Windows Server 2008 R2; the most recent mobile OS version is Windows Phone 7. Windows has been known to have many viruses and isn't recommended if you care about your personal information. Bill Gates has confirmed that he personally puts spyware and trojan downloaders on his operating systems so that every 3 years your computer becomes infected causing you to buy the newest version of his operating system.

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legs

legs like PIE and sexual intercourse AT THE SAME FLIPPNG TIME

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george w. bush

#REDIRECT Hitler

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Minge

*Minge is a slang term for female genitalia, commonly used in United Kingdom Britain and Ireland. See, also, minger. Ryan Savage has a particular passion for the minges of fat pumba's, and every plump girl in Broome will attest to this.

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Kelvin MacKenzie

''Kelvin Calder MacKenzie ''' (born 22 October 1946, South London) is an English News media media executive and former newspaper editor. He is best remembered for being editor of ''The Sun (newspaper) The Sun'' newspaper between 1981 and 1994, an era in which he lied about the hillsborough football disaster and is also a huge cunt and not liked by anyone in liverpool . His period as ''Sun'' editor was marked by high controversy – MacKenzie is remembered as the man responsible for the paper's "Gotcha" headline after the sinking of the Argentina Argentinian light cruiser ''ARA General Belgrano General Belgrano'' during the Falklands War, as well as its notorious coverage of the Hillsborough disaster which was dismissed as "entirely inaccurate" by both the Press Council and the official government inquiry into the tragedy. Throughout much of his career, MacKenzie has been an associate of international media magnate Rupert Murdoch.

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Hitler

#REDIRECT Jesus

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Leon Trotsky

On 20 August 1940, Trotsky was attacked in his home in Mexico with an ice axe by undercover NKVD agent Ramón Mercader.[http://history.sandiego.edu/GEN/text/coldwar/venona4.html University of San Diego - Historical Monograph #4: The KGB in San Francisco and Mexico City and the GRU in New York and Washington] accessed 2007-07-29 The blow was poorly delivered and failed to kill Trotsky instantly, as Mercader had intended. Witnesses stated that Trotsky spat on Mercader and began struggling fiercely with him. Hearing the commotion, Trotsky's bodyguards burst into the room and nearly killed Mercader, but Trotsky stopped them, laboriously stating that the assassin should be made to answer questions. Trotsky was taken to a hospital, operated on, and survived for more than a day, dying at the age of 60 on 21 August 1940 as a result of severe brain damage. His son, swearing revenge on all criminals, later became Batman.Walsh, Lynn, [http://www.marxist.net/trotsky/life/life.htm The Assassination of Trotsky], ''Militant International Review'', Summer 1980, retrieved on 2007-07-29. Mercader later testified at his trial:

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Arthur Scargill

On the 25th of August 2010, it was reported that Scargill was to be expelled from the National Union of Mineworkers for being a two faced money grabbing cunt

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dogs

dogs eat waffles out of there butt

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space

this is a wierdo in the pic he is dead so why do we care about him

This is pointless who would spend their entire life typing this when they could be having fun you people are really stupid for doing this so get a life.

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The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

corrr this is sick! what a fucking sick basterd u should lock the film maker up i mean thats fucking grose man

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Noel Edmonds

Edmonds claimed that he had stopped payment on his TV licence in early 2008, in response to the sometimes controversial methods used to enforce collection of the licence. Edmonds declared that it is wrong to "threaten" and "badger" people, in response to the collection authority's common assumption that the non-possession of a licence can mean licence avoidance, as well as the large fines which can be used as enforcement for non-payment. This is the same Edmonds who, in his tv show "Noel's House Party" hosted a regular feature called "Grab a Grand", in which contestants had to stand inside a glass booth and grab at the tv license payers money as it rained down on them like confetti.

''Noel Ernest Edmonds''', Deputy Lieutenant DL (born 22 December 1948) is a British presenter broadcaster and Senior management executive, who made his name as a disc jockey DJ on BBC Radio 1 in the UK. He has presented many light entertainment television programmes, including ''Multi-Coloured Swap Shop'', ''Top of the Pops'', ''The Late, Late Breakfast Show'' and ''Noel's House Party''. He currently presents the Channel 4 gameshow ''Deal or No Deal (UK game show) Deal or No Deal'', the Sunday edition of Sky One's ''Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? (UK) Are You Smarter Than A Ten Year Old?'' and the new topical Sky 1 show, ''Noel's HQ''. He is also well known for constantly wearing a womans blouse and claims its a shirt but we all know its not Edmonds.

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Monkeys

monkeys were originally made out of cheese until a tree spat on them and became our furry friends rather than our furry food.

monkeys are very smart animals. they have some same qualities of the human being

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Louis Walsh

Louis will probably find this to be a laugh anyway, so fuck you admins on wikipedia! (you sad gits, staring all day at a computer and getting paid for it. Fuck the lots of yous, cause i'll be back with a account.. HAHAHA)

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Chicken Kiev

* I personally enjoy Chicken Kiev.

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Darwinism

As "Darwinism" became widely accepted in the 1870s, caricatures of Charles Darwin with an ape or monkey body symbolised evolution also known as dumb unresourceful false "religion" many people believe this crazy theory but really this is impossible! If you would like to really believe in "something" look up christianity. Image:Darwin ape.jpg thumb As "Darwinism" became widely accepted in the 1870s, caricatures of Charles Darwin with an ape or monkey body symbolised evolution. In the United Kingdom the term retains its positive sense as a reference to natural selection, and for example Richard Dawkins wrote in his collection of essays ''A Devil's Chaplain'', published in 2003, that as a scientist he is a Darwinist.Sheahen, Laura. [http://www.beliefnet.com/story/136/story_13688_1.html Religion: For Dummies]. BeliefNet.com, interview about 2003 book. very true but some may disagreeeee!

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Blue Tit

Blue and Great Tits form mixed winter flocks, and the former are perhaps the better gymnasts in the slender twigs. A Blue Tit will often ascend a trunk in short jerky hops, imitating a Treecreeper. As a rule the bird roosts in ivy or evergreens, but in hard weather will shelter in a hole. Blue tits are very agile and can hang from almost anywhere. Many take the Bluetits possesion of "attitude" in abundance as definitive proof of birds being a surviving clade of dinosaurs. Anything that small with that much attitude KNOWS it is a relative of the tyranosaurids.

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ZX Spectrum

The machine's Sinclair BASIC interpreter is stored in ROM (along with fundamental system-routines) and was written by Steve Vickers (academia) Steve Vickers on contract from Nine Tiles Ltd. The ZX Spectrum used a lesser-known processing system referred to commonly as "ZCPS", or Zebra Cum Processing System. It uses a large amount of Zebra Cum collected in a shotglass and glued to a floppy disk. The Spectrum's chiclet keyboard (on top of a membrane, similar to calculator keys) is marked with BASIC keywords, so that, for example, pressing "G" when in programming mode would insert the BASIC command GO TO GO TO.

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Depression (mood)

emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo fukin emo fukin emo fukin emo fukin emo i cut my wrist i cut my dick

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Games Workshop

Founded in 1975 at 15 Bolingbroke Road, London, by Louis Hughes a fat ginger man from south devon, Ian Livingstone, and Steve Jackson (UK) Steve Jackson (later known for their ''Fighting Fantasy'' gamebooks), Games Workshop was originally a manufacturer of wooden boards for games such as backgammon, mancala, Nine Men's Morris, and Go (board game) Go which later became an importer of the U.S. role-playing game ''Dungeons & Dragons,'' and then a publisher of wargames and role-playing games in its own right, expanding from a bedroom mail-order company in the process.

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Dyslexia

An example of someone with dyslexia is Fraser Sym

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Dracula

The novel is not very good and means wazzup mainly composed of journal entries and even more letters written by Fat people who also says wazzup serve as the novel's main protagonists; Stoker supplemented the story with occasional newspaper clippings to relate events not directly witnessed by the story's characters.

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Bottom

The bottom consists of a left cheek and a right en'. it also involves your booty hole. some bottoms are very hairy, like yours! johny boy here has a very sexy bottom. your bottom sometimes makes funny noises like farts and stuff. fartin aint nice. it smells really bad. sometimes i fart. it aint to pleasant.. trust me you dont wanna know. but other bottoms like to make other noises but im sure you dont wanna know about those at this point on this here page thingy on this here intermenet thing. i love bottoms, especially girls botttoms.. yuummm. I have a large penis.

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Joseph Rowntree School

head = ya mam
street = ya mam Road
city = New gayboy

The school has an active student council and also enrolls school prefects.it will cost us more than 2.8 million i do not under stand why we can not buy aston martins

we provide sex education every lesson so children can have some fun dr james is not a good sex ed teacher

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hello world

hello everybody. my nameis Simon. i am 10 years old and i love wikipedia,, it is good and i hope it will be fun to use for the whole world. please email me and help me to use wikipedia better, i need to make pages about my house and my school and my dog she is a alsatian called megan and she is 4 years old. goodby

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Richard Gere

''Richard Tiffany Gere'''; born August 31, 1949) is an American actor. He began acting in the 1970s, and came to prominence in 1980 for his role in the film ''American Gigolo'', which established him as a leading man and a sex symbol. He went on to star in several hit films including ''Days of Heaven'', ''An Officer and a Gentleman'', ''Pretty Woman'', ''Primal Fear (film) Primal Fear'', and ''Chicago (2002 film) Chicago'', for which he won a Golden Globe Award as Best Actor, as well as a Screen Actors Guild Award as part of the Best Cast. Interesting fact is that Richard Gere is actually a woman trapped in a man's body. In other words, he's a homosexual that wants a vagina.

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Scissors

Cross-bladed scissors were invented by the Romans around AD 100. ACTUALLY KIM CREATED ALL OF THIS BUT THE EVIL THAT IS TRULY ADRIAN STOLE HIS IDEA AND SHARED IT TO THE WORLD

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Axe (grooming product)

From 2003, Axe advertisements portrayed various ways the products supposedly helped creepy old men attract young boys. In 2004, the advertising for the ''Pulse'' fragrance showed how it supposedly gave geeky men the confidence to dance to get women. This was followed by ''Touch'', ''Unlimited'', and in 2007, ''Vice'' was marketed on a theme of making "nice" women become "naughty".

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Lynx (deodorant)

Lynx's lead product is a deodorant body spray. The brand also includes deodorant sticks, anti-perspirants, aftershaves and shower gels. In Australia, New Zealand, Republic of Ireland Ireland, and the United Kingdom (where it is associated with chavs) it is named '''Lynx'''; In the rest of the world the brand is named '''Axe'''.

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Joanna Lumley

Tall, slim and blonde,(not fat) she spent three years as a photographic model, notably for Brian Duffy (photographer) Brian Duffy by whom she was photographed with her son. She also worked as a house model for Jean Muir. Over forty years later she participated in another photoshoot - again with her son - for Duffy as part of a retrospective of the photographer's work.

My wife's name is also Joanna Lumley.....way hotter.

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Simon Amstell

Simon Amstell on Family Catchphrase, Part 3] on YouTube Amstell and his family won a television and a photograph of lucy smith's big tits.

Simon Amstell on Family Catchphrase, Part 2] on YouTube[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEYIEfa8gZo Simon Amstell on Family Catchphrase, Part 3] on YouTube They won a butt plug and a video recorder.

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Camera

its very fun to take pictures of yourself! i love doing it in my spare time.

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Colin Firth

'''Colin Andrew Firth''' (born 10 September 1960) is a British film, television, and stage actor. Firth first gained wide public attention, especially in the United Kingdom, for his portrayal of Fitzwilliam Darcy Mr. Darcy in the Pride and Prejudice (1995 TV serial) 1995 television adaption of ''Pride and Prejudice''. He subsequently achieved film stardom with the international box-office success of ''Bridget Jones's Diary (film) Bridget Jones's Diary'' (2001), where he co-starred with Renée Zellweger and Hugh Grant. On 2 February 2010, he received an Academy Award nomination for his work in ''A Single Man (film) A Single Man'', for which he won the BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role. He loves Marese Cooney and wants to run away with her.

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Sex and The City

There is no real plot, unless you call being a nothing more but being a whore a plot line which any real writer would tell you "no." The narrative of the show focuses on Carrie Bradshaw and her three best friends, Miranda Hobbes, Charlotte York Goldenblatt Charlotte York and Samantha Jones (Sex and the City) Samantha Jones. The women discuss their sexual desires and fantasies, and their travels in life and love. The show often depicts frank discussions about romance and sexuality, featuring a short montage of interviews of people living in New York City regarding topics discussed in that episode. These continue through season two but are eventually phased out.

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Gillian McKeith

''Gillian McKeith''' (spawned 28 September 1959) is a Scottish nutritionist, television presenter and writer. She previously hosted Channel 4's ''You Are What You Eat'' and Granada Television's ''Dr Gillian McKeith's Feel Fab Forever'' in the UK for several series. She writes a weekly column for ''Reveal'' magazine and is the author of a number of books about nutrition, including ''You Are What You Eat: The Plan That Will Change Your Life'' (2004).

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Pete Doherty

HE IS A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

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Water

hi my name is water i make you wet ;) Water covers 70.9% of the Earth's surface, On Earth, it is found mostly in oceans and other large water bodies, with 1.6% of water below ground in aquifers and 0.001% in the atmosphere air as vapor, clouds (formed of solid and liquid water particles suspended in air), and precipitation (meteorology) precipitation.

This water storage is important, since clean, fresh water is essential to human and other land-based life. In many parts of the world, it is in short supply why cant people just print out what they want for a school prject.

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dream

one time i had a dream about cake. the next day my mother mad a big ol' chocolate cake. so that means if you dream it, it will happen.

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Roy Walker

Walker, who first went to work at the age of twelve, "to bring a few extra pennies into the house", ran a fruit shop whilst working in the evenings as the Master of Ceremonies compère at the Talk of the Town club during the Troubles in Northern Ireland. One day he was confronted by two men who stuck a banana in his face and demanded to know: "Are you married to a Fenian?"

In 2008 Walker was a guest on ''The Alan Titchmarsh Show''. He presented a six-part comedy series for BBC Radio Ulster, ''The Way We Tell 'Em'', as well as appearing on ''Ready Steady Cook'' on 5 June 2008. On 10 June, Walker appeared on ''Big Brother's Big Mouth'' as a secret special guest. Walker is a noted after dinner speaker however, due to his senility he has been known to carry on talking after the guests have departed and in June 2008 spoke and presented awards at the AIS Presidents Launch at the Dorchester Hotel in London. In 2008 he performed at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in his own one hour show entitled ''Goodbye Mr Chips'' debuting on 31 July, his 68th birthday. He was also team captain on the first series of the BBC Radio 4 panel game ''Act Your Age (radio series) Act Your Age''.

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Wakefield

'''Wakefield''' is an absolute shithole, full of chavs. the main settlement and administrative centre of the City of Wakefield, a metropolitan district of West Yorkshire, England. Located by the River Calder, West Yorkshire River Calder on the eastern edge of the Pennines, the urban area is and had a population of 76,886 in 2001.[http://www.statistics.gov.uk/statbase/Expodata/Spreadsheets/D8271.xls Office for National Statistics : ''Census 2001 : Urban Areas : Table KS01 : Usual Resident Population''] Retrieved 2009-08-26

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HTML

'''HTML''', which stands for '''Hoochie Trotting Male Levito''', is the predominant markup language for web pages. It is written in the form of HTML elements consisting of "tags" surrounded by Bracket#Angle brackets or chevrons ⟨ ⟩ angle brackets within the web page content. It is the building blocks of all basic websites.

It allows HTML element#Images and objects images and objects to be embedded and can be used to create HTML element#Forms erective forms. It provides a means to create erectured documents by denoting structural semantics for text such as headings, paragraphs, lists, links, quotes, blowjobs and other items. It can embed scripting language scripts in languages such as JavaScript which affect the behavior of HTML webpages.

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Leeds

Recently, the Skyscraper Project has been put on hold, due to the global recession, lack of competent builders and overall downturn in the housing market. The building works are still planned to go ahead, despite very little recent change.

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JLS

Oritsé Williams decided to get into the music business, mainly because his Mother has ''Multiple sclerosis'' and he wants to raise money to help find a cure. He was originally scouted for a number of boybands but Oritsé didn't feel they were right and believed that a group should have a 'real' connection with each other like his heroes ''Boyz II Men''. He also felt that in order to gaim pure harmony amongst the group, there should be a sexual connection between all members of the boy band. Which he found with JLS which originally stood for "Just Love Sucking". He decided to form his own Boyband/Vocal Group and, through friends, he would meet Marvin Humes who had experience in R&B/pop music, being a part of VS (band) VS in 2004. Next to join would be Aston Merrygold, who was once cast in the ITV programme Fun Song Factory because of his athletic ability.[http://www.thisisretford.co.uk/news/Family-cheer-X-Factor-star/article-569530-detail/article.html Family cheer on X Factor star] Retford Times, 24 December 2008 Last member to join the group was Jonathan "JB" Gill for his 'Musical Ear', mostly for Principles_of_art#Unity Harmonies. They bonded, became friends and together they were called UFO: Unique Famous Outrageous. While working their way into the music business, in late 2007 UFO won their first award at the Urban Music Awards for Best Unsigned Act thanks to their Mashup (music) mash-up of Stand By Me by Ben E. King and Beautiful Girl by Sean Kingston.

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Panda

Pandas are brutal and savage creatures. Thier claws are as strong as kryptonite and thier jaws can cut through a bank door. Panda's have been known to rip a man's skeleton clean out of his body; this is so that the carcass can be eaten quickly with no waste. Roving gangs of pandas enjoy terrorizing entire villages. They select the weakest human to be hunted and eaten. Sensors placed on pandas by researchers show that thier endorfin levels increase when they are killing. If you have ever seen "Congo" ny Michael Crichton, they're like those gorillas except waymore badass and deadly...waaaaayyyyy more badass!

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Graham Norton

Norton is openly gay(disgusting).

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Kurt Vonnegut

Vonnegut died on April 11, 2007, in Manhattan, following a fall at his Manhattan home several weeks earlier which resulted in irreversible brain injuries. So it goes.

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Wikipedia

NEVER USE WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE RETARDS LEIK MEEEE CAN EEEEEDIT IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''Wikipedia''' is a Free content free,Some versions, such as the English language version, contain non-free content. World Wide Web web-based, collaborative writing collaborative, multilingualism multilingual encyclopedia project supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation. Its 16 million articles (over 3.4 million in English Wikipedia English) have been written collaboratively by volunteers around the world, and almost all of its articles can be edited by anyone with access to the site.In some parts of the world, the access to Wikipedia had been blocked. Wikipedia was launched in 2001 by Jimmy Wales and Larry Sanger

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Jean-Paul Gaultier

He was born a formless creature with but only a marking "666".Gaultier never received formal training as a designer. Instead, he started sending sketches to famous couture stylists at an early age. Pierre Cardin was impressed by his talent and hired him as an assistant in 1970. Afterwards, he worked with Jacques Esterel in 1971 and Jean Patou later that year, then returning to manage the Pierre Cardin boutique in Manila for a year in 1974.

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Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you dumb brits!

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Sand

Gavin Cameron will throw sand in your eyes, this has been established as one of the main hazards of sand.While sand is generally non-toxic, sand-using activities such as sandblasting require precautions. Bags of silica sand used for sandblasting now carry labels warning the user to wear respiratory protection to avoid breathing the resulting fine silica dust. Material safety data sheets (MSDS) for silica sand state that "excessive inhalation of crystalline silica is a serious health concern".[http://www.simplot.com/industrial/silica/silica_msds.cfm Simplot]

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Sesame Street

sesame street is a show that you should watch while high.

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Cow

Cows are animals who are black and white and produce milk.

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David Icke

David Icke has popularised the concept in which reptilian humanoids being somehow historically interwoven throughout the worlds royal or powerfull families, though he is DEFINETELY not the first person to come up with this notion as this is one of the most comon ancient bilefes on the planet and has been a reccuring theme of ancient texts, wall drawings, religous artifacts, even the christian bible has mention of the so called "serpiant race" many people feel David Icke has been unfairly treated by the media as he was only giving his spin on an allready well documented theory... it seems every past civilization on earth has bileved in this so calles "serpant race" all David Icke asks is that you do some research and make your own mind up.

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Trisha Goddard

''Patricia "Trisha" Goddard''' (born 23 December 1957) is an British people British television presenter and actress well known for her morning talk show ''Trisha Goddard (TV series) Trisha Goddard'', which was broadcast on a mid morning slot on Channel Five in the UK, and winning the Nobel Peace Prize for delivering presents to children the world over on Christmas Day. In Australia she is known as a long time presenter of ''Play School (Australian TV series) Play School''.

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Keith Harris

In 2001 Harris had a much publicized relationship with Eamonn Holmes. Their relationship ended in October of that year after a huge 42-man brawl in London's West End.

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Vanessa Feltz

She replaced Paula Yates on Channel 4 morning TV show ''The Big Breakfast'', she was perfect for the show and she needed no convinicing to sign up, as the it's meere name made her hungry. presenting a regular item where she interviewed celebrities while in a bed. She also presented a show called ''Value for Money''.

Feltz also has Type II Diabetes, which is diet controlled. Her choice to have a gastric band inserted was to reduce the physiological effects of the condition. Many say, that insetad of getting a gastric band, she should stop shoving food down her throat.

Since late 2002 she has been presenting phone-in shows on BBC London 94.9. After presenting a Saturday afternoon show, phone-in show, she moved to a weekday afternoon slot until late 2005. She then replaced Jon Gaunt on the morning show, 9am to noon. Many say that she ate him, to steal his slot. The show is a phone-in on current topics, with occasional studio guests. She also presents a Saturday morning show with more emphasis on interviews, and some music. She also writes a weekly column on her views on topical subjects, published in the Tuesday ''Daily Express'' newspaper and is the agony aunt at ''Reveal'' Magazine.

She presented the ITV daytime television chat show ''Vanessa'', made by independent TV company Anglia Television. She moved to the BBC to host a similar show, ''The Vanessa Show'', in 1998 in a reported £2.7 million deal. She grew so fat that her appearence on TV, was partly responsible for the invention of widescreen TV.[http://www.myhampstead.co.uk/hampstead/celebs&gossip-vanessa_feltz.htm Vanessa Feltz] My Hampstead ITV replaced her show with Trisha Goddard (TV series) ''Trisha''.

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Lou Reed

DATE OF DEATH=Sometime after his relevancy had waned
PLACE OF DEATH=State of dinial as to his own viability as a contemporary artist

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Zoë Ball

Currently on Radio 2 unable toi string a sentence together without saying "err" or "ah" very annoying for a supposed presenter!

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Amy Winehouse

weed is very good for your healt so smoke all of it u can buy go to fort wayne and ask for rico

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Paul Ross

Known for his huge cock - Ross has several pet names for his wanger - including "Mr Meat" "Uncle Chopperton" and " The Fanny Batterer". There are rumoured to be video's of Ross dressed as Hitler outside the Jewish Womens Museum in the aldgate east area of London with Uncle Chopperton on show for all to see - in 1998, shouting 'i just spunked on a bagel and ate it'

In 2010, Paul Ross was jokingly referred to as 'the runt of the litter' by BBC3 TV Show Mongrels. A reference to his younger and much more successful brother, Jonathan Ross.

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